Ah, Aussie Humour
It's good to have a laugh at yourself now and again. When you're Aussie, you kinda have to :)
(Seriously, Christmas in WINTER of al seasons is just so backward! :) )
FUN FACT: Australia invented Wi-Fi.
(For those dirty-minded savages imagining something inappropriate: a THONG is a loose sandal. That's the REAL definition of the word.)
(Yeah, seriously, this is a problem I've noticed with Yanks. Imagine an Australian in America or Europe, when asked where he's from, or when mentioning where something is, responding simply "Queensland" or "Victoria", without explanation. That's basically what you do.)
It's a matter of dispute as to whether the delicious pavlova (anyone who hasn't heard of that is officially an uncultured barbarian) was invented in Australia or New Zealand.
Here in Australia, we're not Victorian about swear words.
Now THIS brings back memories from my brief school years!
https://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuenschwander/22-times-americans-australians-and-brits-confused
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/australian-memes?utm_term=.iwdmv8P0G&bfsource=bbf_enau
https://www.buzzfeed.com/ishabassi/funny-australian-tweets?origin=tub
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/australians-tumblr-2018?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharepinterest&utm_term=.elAJzXJ1g
https://funsubstance.com/fun/432425/fun-facts/
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/funny-australian-food-memes?utm_term=.bx5weAN7ew&bfsource=bbf_enau#120391871
http://www.cepher.net/?af=59
(Seriously, Christmas in WINTER of al seasons is just so backward! :) )
FUN FACT: Australia invented Wi-Fi.
(For those dirty-minded savages imagining something inappropriate: a THONG is a loose sandal. That's the REAL definition of the word.)
(Yeah, seriously, this is a problem I've noticed with Yanks. Imagine an Australian in America or Europe, when asked where he's from, or when mentioning where something is, responding simply "Queensland" or "Victoria", without explanation. That's basically what you do.)
It's a matter of dispute as to whether the delicious pavlova (anyone who hasn't heard of that is officially an uncultured barbarian) was invented in Australia or New Zealand.
Here in Australia, we're not Victorian about swear words.
Now THIS brings back memories from my brief school years!
Erin Riley✔ @erinrileyauThis is a bin chicken fighting a bush turkey, and it is excellent
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I have some horrifying information for australians about how americans think you’re supposed to pronounce Emu: they say “ee-moo” I tell them how to actually say it “ee-mew” and theyre like How Dare you tell me i’m wrong
Reid Parker @ReidParker_I just found out that loads of Australians call slides “slippery dips”.
Fuck you people are weird
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M @ekilhawabefore I put any pair of shoes on I make sure there isn’t any spiders inside is that Aussie culture or just me culture
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@punchhappiness
Foreigners think we're all scared of spiders and snakes where the reality is we live in perpetual terror of this email
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Naaman Zhou✔ @naamanzhouUNSW✔ @UNSWIt's #WorldFrogDay! Here are the 7 known frog amplexus (mating) positions, originally shared by @UNSWScience amphibian expert Dr @JodiRowley.
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Erik Meira @erikMeiraI made a handy guide so Americans can understand weather reports in Celsius:
0 = Literally freezing
10 = Chilly
20 = Nice
30 = Hot
40 = Fuck you
50 = Australia
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the irishman* @mrgracemugabetrying not to throw up in my throat when americans posts picture of themselves at the “beach” and it’s clearly a river bank or the shore of a lake. disgusting people
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PHIL FRESH @itmefreshtwo types of people in this world:
1. The dude in front of me with $340 on his opal
2. Everyone else
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elf wife: full wife consequences @bonerman_incjust found out a 'strip mall' in the USA is just a bunch of places but in one row of buildings instead of separate buildings, or one big building. buddy that's just called "the shops"
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ely⁰³²⁵ @LIXLVRdo any of you aussies ever just
not know how to explain a slang word a foreigner doesn’t understand because it seems normal to you
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My favourite part about living in Australia is seeing over 30,000 Bats fly over your house every night
mint
@mintiture
good morning everyone, it's a bright and sunny saturday morning, i've just voted in the federal election, i am walking home, democracy sausage in hand, i am being stalked by the magpie in the tree behind me
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mint 's other TweetsTrey @_is_TreyWhere I’m from we don’t shake hands, we violently headbang to the tune of “fruit salad” by The Wiggles.
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learning about drugs and sex from a talking giraffe called harold in the back of a suspicious van at school is aussie culture
(The historic rivalry between Sydney and Melbourne is notorious.)
And that's another thing: the little things are PRAWNS not shrimps!
1000% AGREED!
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/australian-memes?utm_term=.iwdmv8P0G&bfsource=bbf_enau
https://www.buzzfeed.com/ishabassi/funny-australian-tweets?origin=tub
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/australians-tumblr-2018?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharepinterest&utm_term=.elAJzXJ1g
https://funsubstance.com/fun/432425/fun-facts/
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/funny-australian-food-memes?utm_term=.bx5weAN7ew&bfsource=bbf_enau#120391871
http://www.cepher.net/?af=59
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